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iPhone Bottle Opener!!!!!

July 29th, 2008 · No Comments

opening the beer
opening the beer

DISCLAIMER: DOING THIS COULD AND PROBABLY WILL MESS UP YOUR PHONE. ITS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. Thanks Dan

Holy crap! This really is the best thing ever! I’m stuck in my hotel room and I’ve got four beers to split between my girlfriend and I. Only one big eff’n problem MacGyver… no opener. I tore that place apart looking for a good opener; door handles, dresser knobs, towel racks, hangers, nothing worked. As I sat there depressed and thirsty a thought occured to me, try the iPhone… A close study of the iPhone design will reveal a strong, sturdy edge.

I grasped my iPhone along the longest edge, tilted the edge under the bottle capped and cracked that darn bottle open. I am pretty sure the Nobel Committee will contacting me soon :) Well even if they don’t, Enjoy the pics.

~ Dan

PS: Hold it length-wise for more leverage on those pesky twist offs! dc.

The Optimal Edge for Beer Opening

The Optimal Edge for Beer Opening: Thanks APPLE!


Optimal hold for beer opening goodness

Optimal hold for beer opening goodness

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